Thank you to Tim in Dallas for the Cast bios. The Stephanie Miller Future Husband Club site by Tim is coming to an end. Please visit Tim's YouTube Channel! Hal's bio is from his site: HalSparks.com

SOUND EFFECTS

These are the sound effects often played on the show that I have compiled over the years. There is a download option for those who want to use them in their own audio submissions to the show (something I encourage everyone to try - it's FUN!) Right click on "Download" and save link as to download!

For those just getting started, Audacity is a great, free recording, editing and mixing program for PC's.

Below are a few of the more-often played SMS montages through the years. The archives to the left have ALL of them, by year.

As with every sound clip on this site, right click on "Download" and then scroll to "Save As" to download the .mp3 to your computer!

SM DROPS

These short clips are played at the bottom of each hour coming in from break (about :33 after). They usually have a version of "Splat Stephanie" in them. Right click on "Download" and save link as to download.

SMS LINERS

These short sounds clips are played over bumper music when the show goes into commercial breaks. Right click on "Download" and save link as to download!

DROPS

These are some of the soundbites from movies, television shows and music that are SMS favorites. To download: right click on "Download" and click on "Save Link As."

In honor of Sarah Palin's new gig on Fox "News," below are the Sarah Palin montages since her introduction to the national political scene.